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I'm The Motherfucking Spiderman

by Joe Billy

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One day I woke up and said "Y'know what? I guess I'll write a song about being Spiderman."
And here we are.

Thanks for listening and sharing :)

lyrics

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Hey you hear those sirens wail
But those cops can go to hell
Cause i'm swingin in and kicking ass tonight, vigilante style
NYC is burnin down
But hey turn that frown upside down
Cause my ass is looking so tight

I'm the mother fucking spiderman
Jizzin webs from my hands
Fighting crime in spandex tonight
I got my Mary Jane
Hope i don't go insane
From swinging in circles tonight

Hey JJ did you get my mail?
I know you like 'em nerdy and pale
Did you like that pic of me wearing my mask and nothing else?
I love it when you scream my name
Enough of all these silly games
Now be a man and take me on a date

I'm the mother fucking spiderman
Jizzin webs from my hands
Fighting crime in spandex tonight
I got my Mary Jane
Hope i don't go insane
From flipping in circles tonight

And ya I got a lot of problems
With folks who just want me to die
But ynow it don't make me cry
Cause their suits aren't as cool as mine

The goblin in green can get down on his knees
While Electrode can choke on my chode
Rhino can take his horn and ram it up
Vulture's cloaca
Scorpion I'll take ya
Venom's just a poser
And so is Shocker
Doc Oc can suck my.......DICK
And you know Deadpool can suck it too

I'm the mother fucking spiderman
Jizzin webs from my hands
Fighting crime in spandex tonight
I got my Mary Jane
Hope i don't go insane
From spinning in circles
Flipping in circles
Swinging in circles
Somersaulting in circles
Now i'm stuck on this rooftop tonight

Aw fuck I gotta save this balloon
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released December 11, 2020
Written and Performed by Joe Billy

Lead Guitar by Matt Billy

Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Joe Billy

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Joe Billy Clifton, New Jersey

Introspective Acoustic Punk.

Just trying to bring people together, one song at a time.

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